19. Florida. Music. Books. Movies.
If you cant be the poet, be the poem.
The best kind of hate is when someone hates you for simply existing. Just being in your presence. I enjoy having that power over someone.
don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
I’m way too special to be a “side bitch” so fuck you
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
Anonymous asked: Are you still taken?
Yeah this is week 8 of being kidnapped but it hasn’t been too bad, the trunk is roomy
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
people with “and i probably hate you” in their description